Yet more humor (true story)…
This morning (a Saturday) I woke up and glanced at the time. It was 9am. My brain decides that it’s Tuesday and starts its normal accounting of what is on the schedule. A split second later I get the rush of adrenaline as I come to the realization that I have 1 hour to type a two page introductory paragraph for my English class and get to my professor’s office across campus. I spring up and start to climb down from the bed, hop down to the floor and start running down to the bathroom. Halfway there I realize that I have an exam at 12:30 and haven’t studied much for it yet. I get another boost of adrenaline and my brain goes into overdrive. I’m starting to do the composition now, so that when I get to one of the computer labs I can just dump everything out, “finalize”, and print. I get to the bathroom. I’m standing there doing my business and it hits me — it’s Saturday.
So, I go back to bed. I haven’t done something like that in a long time, but I sure had some excitement for a few minutes.